even the best

not that its an unpopular opinion but elon musk should kill himself

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I could actually be a summer person if there were more 70 foot oak trees to languish under and eat berries in a handspun clay bowl. but urban designers don’t get that

(Via doppelbangin Source: sioltach) 1,524 notes | 17 hours ago

frankensteinsfag:

in the depths of twin peaks fansites from the early nineties on the wayback machine. made me think of u

kimclitsuragi:

sorry for the late answer but omg. this person’s mind. “Last name describes grisly form of homicide” this is so funny this person is another plane of existence . i’ll incorporate this into my belief system

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:
turing-tested:
doing research on people’s preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i’m including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don’t think i can include this specific response
I regret to inform you but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

(Via dingdongyouarewrong Source: turing-tested) 20,594 notes | 17 hours ago Tagged: #homestuck

filmreveries:

“Separation can be a… terrifying thing.”
Dead Ringers (1988) dir. David Cronenberg

(Via filmreveries Source: filmreveries) 733 notes | 18 hours ago Tagged: #gonna be thinking about this one for a while! #dead ringers

leporellian:

radwolf76:
scarletswalking:
leporellian:
would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written
For the record, this is runner:
Not at all what I thought it would be.
Exactly what I thought it would be.
Do Not call me a liar on my own post again!
It is a real poem! And it is magnificent.